I could write an entry to share the--ooh! funny!--things that happen on a four-night Caribbean cruise, but such an entry would be very trite. I will keep it to this: There is a severe ice cream deficiency on the Sovereign of the Seas, though no lack of event hosts with British accents.
Also, I saw some silent comedians and some Broadway-style dancing.
Now I am home, I have not spoken to any friends save one in over a month, and my room is a mess. This seemed like a good time to begin.